Thoughts on Serving, T shirts, Old people, etc, etc
Here is a note where I list a bunch of thoughts. I wrote them all down while I was working, but I forgot the paper over there. Sad sads.
On the old people: Most of them are really nice, but some of them are really mean. The mean people usually are like some kind animal. There is bird lady, who keeps changing her orders on me, and has a beak-like nose, and there is turkey man, who never talks, but has his wife do it for him, and his neck has lots of extra skin.
They’re really depressing, though, sometimes. They only ever talk about the most mundane of topics, and instead of using walkers for fun (see below), they *need* them. I mean, its so depressing, I once considered suicide at work. No joke. I don’t think I ever want to be an old person.
On walkers: I’ve found that they are super-mega fun. You can use the brakes for steering and sit on them, and scoot around. Endless possibilities.
On gross food: I’m not trying to propagate any unfair old person stereotypes, but they eat the most gross food, on a consistent basis. Gross things include
* Prune juice. I had some, gross stuff.
* Prunes. Also really gross.
* Cottage Cheese.
* Spinach
* There’s more, but I forgot the list. I’ll add more if I remember.
On T-Shirts: It has nothing to do with work, but I thought it up at work. I want to get a bunch of T shirts for the start of school. Here are some of the ideas that I got. Google if you don’t know what they are.
* Stuff from DeviantArt
* xkcd
* explosm
* Modest Mouse
* Say Anything
* Homestar Runner
* GutterPark – Burden of Creation
* Something with Jesus on it.
* Flaming Lips
* The Economist – No Spin
* Beck – Green Car
* Amnesty International (I just love that little candle thing)
On electric skateboards: I want one. If you want to give me a birthday present, that’s a good idea. I will love you forever.
Uhhh. That’s it for now. I might make another one later.
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this blog is really cool patrick!
and ask me what my mom says about growing old sometime. i find it very helpful when dealing with the elderly.